lucu-lucuan aja koq jangan ada yang tersinggung yach
walaupun ada dosen kami dulu yang sangat nggak setuju
dengan isi tulisan ini
baju ini sampai sekarang masih saya pakai
terutama kalau kerja ke lapangan
walaupun sekarang sudah mulai lusuh
DON’T NEED ROCK HAMMER
They break samples with their bare hands
DON’T SIT IN THE OFFICES
Being indoors made them crazy. They’d become geophysicist
DON’T GO TO THE MEETINGS
… Except to point at a map, and say ‘Drill Here’! and leave
DON’T LIKE MANAGER
Manager are necessary evil (ooops sorry), for dealing with bozos from human resources, been counters from accounting and other mental defectives
DON’T MAKE EXPLORATION BUDGET
Nervous managers make exploration budget. Real geologist ignore it !
DON’T USE COMPASSES
Real geologist always know exactly where they are and the direction of the nearest where the beer is available
DON’T MAKE MAPS
Maps are for novices, the forgetful, manager & pansies who like to play with colored pencils
DON’T WRITE REPORTS
Bureaucrats write reports, & look what they are like
DON’T HAVE JOINT VENTURE PARTNERS
Partners are for wimpy bedwetters who are unable to think big
DON’T USE COMPUTERS
Computers are for geophysicist, other nerd, and limp-wrested quiche-eaters who can’t think for themselves
atb: J. Garter (1990). Geolog 19(4) Sept/Oct 1990